Introduction

2211 & 2213 9th Street: The Landlords from Hell:

This post is intended to prevent the pain and suffering of future generations of tenants. DO NOT RENT 2211 OR 2213 9TH STREET. If you are equivocal, or think that we might have been difficult tenants, or that our experiences might be idiosyncratic, let me reiterate: THE HORROR! THE HORROR! DO NOT RENT THESE PROPERTIES.

Should you choose to rent from these landlords, whom I will refer to with the noms de guerre Mr. and Mrs. Kurtz, you will deeply regret it. You will suffer at their hands financially, psychologically, emotionally, and spiritually, as I have. The micsonduct, illegality, and malfeasance that the Kurtz' have inflicted upon as reads like a compilation of tenant horror stories. This is not an urban myth, a joke, or a
precocious act of vengeance -- these events actually occurred here at 2211 9th Street, Berkley, CA, USA, Planet Earth.

If you would like to learn more, you can read the excruciating details in the post to follow.